Thursday, January 8, 2009

On Notice--My Pores

To steal a line from Stephen Colbert, Pores, I'm putting you on notice.

What has happened in the past week that you went from looking lovely and small to looking like GIANT FRECKLES. No joke. I don't know how or why this has happened, it has never happened before and I NEED to know how to fix it, PRONTO!

Truly, I looked at my face and thought, hmmmm, those are some new freckles, and then moved closer to the mirror and put my glasses on and lo and behold, they are my pores. Anyone have any good suggestions?

Also, this cool photo is human skin seen under a microscope, showing hair shaft and sweat pores. Mine are sadly not this cool, but they are enormous.

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